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Hey there, fellow writers! It’s me, Chris O’Neill, a writer just like you! Yup, just another book-loving writer of books, fresh out of book-writing college, where I majored in book-writing, and took courses like “Books: How to Write Them (Introductory)” and “Books: How to Write them (Advanced).” Why, I wrote so many books, my nickname around campus was Writey McAuthorface. They called me Galactus, Devourer of Words. Because I just…I mean, I was like a machine…I won all the awards…
FINE, I ADMIT IT, I’M A FRAUD, STOP LOOKING AT ME, NO ONE LOOK AT ME! Continue reading Five Ways Directing Theater Taught me How to Write, or My Student Loans: A Rationalization: Part One
Just around the corner from your safe, warm home, there exists a secret, hidden world of hidden, secretive secrets, a place of mystery where the unidentified flying objects are all knives that want to stab you in the face even though no one is holding them…except Bigfoot. It’s a place filled to the brim with black ops snipers who are planning to take you out right now because you know too much DON’T LOOK DON’T TURN AROUND JUST RUN Continue reading PARANORMAL PICNIC INVESTIGATION: THE TOYNBEE TILES OF TRIBECA
Hey there Internet, just a very quick plug for the BACK ROADS KINGDOM Facebook page. Please come on over and Like us!
A real post is coming soon! This week, I’m reporting on our Paranormal Picnic investigation of the Toynbee Tiles! Check back soon!
And now, since you came all the way here just for a plug, please enjoy this list of hilarious Autocorrect fails!
I PROMISE THIS BLOG WILL BE ABOUT OTHER THINGS TOO. Continue reading X-FILES S1:E2, In Which These Aliens are Too EXTREME for You!
Going back to revisit THE X-FILES is, right from the start, much stranger than I imagined it would be. Because of time, mostly, and its nastiest corollary, age. The first and most striking thing is that the Mulder and Scully are babies now. Continue reading X-Files S1:E1 Recap: In Which Two Adorable Babies Try to Get to the Bottom of Aliens
Yes, ladies and gents, the raison d’etre for this blog, my one and only debut novel, BACK ROADS KINGDOM, is now officially for purchase across the entire width and breadth of the inter webs! I’ll be writing so very much about this in future posts, but for now, let’s check out the official description… Continue reading BACK ROADS KINGDOM is now on sale!